A pseudo-intellectual with the gift of gab, Billy, can’t help but buy things. Wen the pawnshop owner is tired of his brother-in-law’s bullshit. a lurker comes in with a VHS porno. Billy buys it. A stripper comes in with an fake engagement ring. Billy buys it. A musician comes in with a key-tar, Billy tries to buy, but Owen fires him. As Billy’s leaving, an armed robbers comes in. And Billy talks the robber out of robbing the store and buys his gun. Billy keeps his job. Owen turns a profit. And the robber gets his money. Then Billy shots the robber.