Garfield is told by Jon that he must go on a diet. This upsets Garfield, and he insults Odie. Odie responds with a rant about his career as a Navy SEAL petty officer, which inspires Garfield to join the Navy himself. After signing up at the local Naval office, he’s flown off to an unspecified country. However, the Navy is not what Garfield expected it to be, as he is treated poorly by Colonel Jim Davis and forced to constant exercise. It gets even worse when Jon drops off Nermal at the boot camp, who annoys Garfield to no end. Garfield prays to the ogrelord, who comes down from the heavens. He gives him an onion, which inspires Garfield to eat Nermal. Suddenly, Garfield is transported to the Baumannatorium, where Baumann tells us that Oprah Makes Cartoons is not canceled.