LARRY DENT has a problem. He’s in his late 40s, lives with his GRAN and her hedgehog, and hasn’t had a girlfriend since the 6th grade. However, he keeps getting invited to wedding after wedding but never attends. What makes this a problem is that he’s spent well over $20,000 in gifts and may soon lose his job. In an act of desperation, with the help of his slacker best friend and co-worker, TOMMY BOY, who happens to be boss’s nephew, Larry creates a scheme to recoup the money: he pretends to get married. With invitations sent out to his bogus wedding, he registers for gifts all across town. His plan works as he receives check after check and notifications for presents. But his plans fall awry when some of these virtual strangers announce they’re attending the wedding. Compounding matters is the office bully, JACKIE. In addition to making his every working day a living hell, Jackie torments poor Larry with new ammunition for his impending nuptials, despite losing clients faster than he can bring them on. This, in turn, causes Larry’s boss, FRANCIS (“call me Frank”), to consider closing the business. After a series of uneventful dates it appears as though Larry may have found his match in ALLISON, the perfect girl. However, after discovering his scheduled marriage, she quickly dumps him and leaves Larry out of options. Then, when his Gran discovers his scheme, she throws him out of the house. Tommy Boy arranges a miracle for the fateful day, but when the wedding guests arrive, Larry is ready to admit defeat. When a skirmish breaks out among the guests, will the traitor for Frank’s business disaster be revealed? And will Larry find love in time for the ceremony? After all, the guests are waiting… “The Registry” is a comedy about coming to terms with who you are and celebrating what’s most important.