La Rancherita (HIlda G. Reyna) owns a very small orphanage in south Texas. She cant pay the mortgage and the children are very upset. She tries everything friends bank loans to no avail. She finally gets pointed in the wrong direction to a known gangster/drug dealer in Corpus Christi Texas Mr. King (Blood in Blood outs Damian Chapa). King tells her I’m a greedy son of a gun, I got ten empty houses and love each one”. King tells La Rancherita if she wants to save her kids home she better get on a plane with some drugs to Spain and collect some money. But he needs a “clean face”. Everyone King knows is dirty and on the facial recognition computers. La Rancherita assures King “I’m as clean as a kitty cat”. La Rancherita gets on a plane and finds a young handsome Spanish man to help her get into all kinds of trouble. In the likes of Federico Fellini’s outlandish comedic type setting: La Rancherita finds her self swimming in real hot water with an even crazier drug dealer Jimmy (Mad as a hatter) O’Grady (Gerald Clarke) in Marbella who falls in love with her as she is a “real woman”. Jimmy calls King and demands.” Im not letting her come back I love your runner King”! I want her I love her she is amour de mi vie”!. King lets O’Grady know he does not speak Italian and he wants his runner back now!”. Jimmy O’Grady screams out “it’s French you dumb a……………………….