From TWI STUDIOS ( The fun, friendly makers of: FRANKENPIMP!, VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006: It Came From Uranus, & ACID HEAD: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter ), comes this reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it’s up to a ‘brotha-in-a-collar’ and a creole nun with a flamin’ gun, to stop him, in this ‘creature-feature’ fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound; NOSFERATU vs. FATHER PIPECOCK & SISTER FUNK , kicks ass! ( 1:45 min. approx. , + TWI Studios’ Bonus Trailers) -Directed By Tony ‘Tex’ Watt -Cast: Max Schreck, Trenchmouth Colitis, Vivita, Kelly Mari, Johnny Ghoulash, Gustav von Wangenheim, Greta Schroeder, Alexander Granach, John Gottowt, Kim Sønderholm |
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Ratings: | IMDB: 2.4/10 | |
Released: | March 9, 2014 | |
Runtime: | 134 min | |
Genres: | Adventure Comedy Fantasy | |
Companies: | Tony Watt Slum Goddess | |
Cast: | John Migliore Tony Watt Vivita Max Schreck | |
Crew: | John Migliore Tony Watt Vivita | |
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