What happens in TJ, stays in TJ! That’s the rule that applies to Rene and Jesús, two lifelong friends returning home from a confusing and tequila-fueled night at Chorizo Joe’s, a Tijuana trannie bar. Self-professed latin-lover Rene and his trouble-making, anti-authority best bud Jesús have only three things keeping them from their homes in Los Angeles: one intimidating U.S. border and two unforgiving border patrol officers who are lacking in patience. Kendall is big, bad and bald and thrives on inflicting pain while Gutierrez (pronounced “Goo-tur-ez”) is his ass-kissing partner who loathes his own kind. Crossing the border is the task at hand and with a little imagination and a whole lot of machismo, the boys are in for a night of pain, humiliation, laughs and chicharones where the lines of good taste are crossed in a hilarious attempt to cross the border.