Dave Hill has royal baby fever and the prescription is getting on a goddamn plane and flying to England to become the official correspondent for Royal Baby Watch, your comprehensive guide to the birth of the baby that’s totally going to be born as a result of Prince William and Kate Middleton having consensual intercourse. Episode 1 is here as Dave meets with the mayor of Royal Windsor as well as sampling royal baby ale with the owner of the pub where Kate and- more importantly- Pippa Middleton get hammered when they’re back in their hometown visiting the folks.