David Ostermann is so deathly afraid of getting testicular cancer that he’s gone to Tijuana to have himself castrated. Ole! Not a big deal right? Just a preventative measure to cure his nagging and potentially fatal psychosomatic disease. Or so he thinks! Through his relationships with his aging father, the women in his life and his balding, chain-smoking, porn-addict best friend Brandon, David discovers the consequences of his past choices, as well as the possibility of new ones- sans testes, of course.