Often referred to as the “best worst movie,” Troll 2 is the story of a family on vacation in a town whose population happens to kill and eat people…because they’re all goblins.
The thing you have to understand about Troll 2 is that it doesn’t involve a single troll. So don’t expect any, you won’t find them. What you will find includes the following:
—-dialogue delivered like a table reading of a 6th grade production of Our Town
—-a character who makes an awful lot of appearances with an awful lot of lines for being dead the entire time
—-ominous messages written on baseballs
—-a boy protected from attack by a mouth full of bologna
—-the immortal line “You can’t piss on hospitality.”
—-a sex(?) scene involving corn on the cob
—-quite possibly the strangest take on vegetarianism ever written
Troll 2 is a paragon of unironically bad cinema. It’s not to be missed under any circumstances.