Ulrich Kainer, an urban hermit and early retiree with a questionable past, realizes that death has firmly set his sights on him. Nobody will miss him, nobody is waiting for him. So he decides to find his last days surrounded by healthy country air in the quiet of a contemplative village. However, he did the math without the village, its inhabitants and the equally badly loaded animals of the forest. A landlord who sells him as a professional killer in the fight against his adversary, a beautiful, but single-parent, affectionate farmer, an avant-garde Nazi troop, extremely angry animals and a commissioner running amok deny him the longingly awaited peace in the country. The country air is full of lead and “nobody dies here today” sounds easier than it is.