Think keeping your job these days is tough? Try keeping it after you’ve already been fired. Armed with the power of denial, Terry will do whatever it takes to ignore the fact that his job was terminated. Nine months ago. Right around the time of the restraining order. And sure, some people might not crash office drinks outings, dial into conference calls via pass codes that haven’t expired, or even invent new Japanese alter egos just to get things done. But those people are soft. Not hard working… And they definitely wouldn’t know a good thing like Terry, even if he hit ‘em smack in their smug little employment loving faces!!!! Alright. Definitely time for another gluten free beer.