The Last Dragon (1985)
somniloquist 4 points 4 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

This movie is like a slow tram ride through a wax museum of 80s movie tropes. On your left you’ll see cartoon gangsters, early break dancing, a gang of children in edgy denim vests. On your right you’ll have a great view of a televised dance show, kung fu, and even more racial stereotypes that wouldn’t fly today.
And all of this to a Motown soundtrack ordered by the right hand of Berry Gordy himself. Make sure the safety belt is low and tight across your lap. Hang on to the metal bar. Here we go.