Todd wins some cows in a poker game and pitches Leslie the idea that they could use the cows to sell the freshest meat in town. Leslie loves the idea, and takes it a step further by suggesting the customers could choose the cow they want to have butchered, just like a seafood restaurant customer would choose a live lobster to be cooked. Embarking on their business venture, Leslie feels a special bond with Todd, whom he now considers his bro. But getting FDA approval to slaughter cows in the Greens & Grains is going to take some real moxy. Meanwhile, another bromance brews with Buck, who is trapped taking Richard to an ice-skating audition for Lord of the Rings on Ice and uses the opportunity to make Richard a little more manly.