Crime never sleeps, probably because the officers of the Scot Squad give it nightmares. This spoof documentary follows the men, women and dogs of the Scottish Police Force as they deliver fairness, justice and in one case, a chicken tikka masala. Canine courage is officially recognised by the force when PC Leanne Hunter is summoned to meet the Chief so that her partner PD Bonzo can receive a medal. Meanwhile, officer Karen dips her pinky toe into the choppy waters of online dating. And covert cop Archie Pepper proves invaluable to Chief Miekelson in a 'hypothetical' catfish scenario.