Mack and Jack make their living shooting pee-wee soccer games and running a third rate Santa Clause scam. Fed up and broke these knucklehead dudes decide to go for it. They max out their credit cards optioning a high budget action script “NIGHT WARRIOR.” Then they borrow money from a redneck loan shark and sign-on a washed up ninety-eight year old Hollywood legend. In their quest to raise 4.9 million dollars they encounter an endless barrage of whacked out characters, explosions, a fat Elvis, desperate women and near electrocution of themselves and a group of Japanese investors. Later, their trip to Hollywood gets cut short by an earthquake and a riot. The Loan Shark Enforcer bears down, then their old star dies. Their desperation deepens. Now they must succeed in making their picture on their own. They end up hiring a crazed motor-cross daredevil to star as their Ninja in their no budget flick, using lunatic friends as cast and crew. Amazingly, they triumphant through sheer force of will, finish the movie and end up getting the crap beat out of them by their deranged distributor.