“Life’s tough in the big city.” But life just got a whole lot tougher for Kelton the cop. Kelton the Cop as a young man was forced to face his fears, constantly being called upon to go one-on-one with supernatural entities such as “spooks, ghouls and zombies” with little more than a gun and a badge. Like some kind of a human sponge, Kelton has drawn forth and absorbed some of those energies unto himself. An attempt to kidnap and take Kelton off the streets has gone seriously awry. Having been bound in the locked trunk of a car Kelton slowly but surely transforms, like an unnatural butterfly, into the sexy zombie policewoman Keltonova. Kelton/Keltonova seek to unleash their creative energies by using all the street smarts accumulated over decades, Ke/Ke as an entrepreneurial kingmaker now comes into his/her own, a fast and furious force to be reckoned with. “Not so fast,” say some of those whom have come under Kelton’s baton back on the streets of L. A., both figuratively and literally, “This party is about to come to a close.” Will these party crashers, in an ironic twist, put Kelton the Cop to bed for a long, long night? Who will be the last man/(?)woman standing in The Kelton Marathon?