Zoe is a modern dance instructor / hippie-of-all-trades who finds her mission in a vision: bring the spirit of the earth-goddess to the people through a swing dancing performance. She manages to assemble a group who try their best to understand her without ripping out each other’s throats. What she ends up with is a collection of Mormons, security guards, bad stand-up comics, and an Eminem-wannabe named Trevor. This motley crew must navigate a world filled with crazy hippies being shaken, pregnant bartenders, and sociopathic dance performance organizers. Can the troupe stay together? Can they manage to dance well enough to avoid the wrath of Gaia? Can a reasonable analogy be drawn between societal cohesiveness and potato salad? This mockumentary answers these questions and more.