One sunny afternoon, stay-at-home dads Ned Wazinski, an unemployed vending machine mechanic pushing fifty, and Julian York, a former male stripper nearly half his age, meet on a park bench while watching their children play. Over the next several weeks as Ned and Julian get acquainted at the park, Ned notices a large volume of people entering and exiting an unmarked retail outlet across the street. After some investigation, Ned and Julian find out the “mystery store” is a front for an organized crime money laundering operation which frequently relocates to evade law enforcement. After finding out his wife’s high-paying career is about to come to an abrupt end, Julian proposes to Ned that they burglarize the “mystery store” before it is vacated and use the money to fund their dream plans for the future. Will this seemingly simple heist finance Ned and Julian’s future, or merely bankrupt it?