David, a young man, expects Bianka, his European girlfriend, to provide surprises in his life. Later he is disillusioned as Bianka does not appear as glorious as she looked on a dating site through which they met. David gets a nightmare: a toy robot from his childhood tells him to dump the girl. When he follows the advice, Bianka looses her US green card. David literally ships Bianka away through a service called human care free mail. Then David falls for an on-line hottie called Gloria. After two years pass David finds Gloria with lawyers at his flat. She only dated him until she could get a green card and file a lawsuit in order to get half of his apartment. This is when Sophie, Goddess of Suffering, visits David. Then comes Simon, God of Compassion, who follows Sophie for centuries. Two Gods argue about future of David’s life. When David cries for Bianka, Simon kisses Sophie. Then David arrives in a box to Bianka’s place. She is waiting with a meal. Simon cheers Sophie. But after Bianka asks David to sign a pre-nup, Sophie is triumphant for David becomes a client of suffering. There is, however, a surprise for Gods. Bianka and David are content with life, shop for a kid online and continue to browse dating sites. David and Bianka receive a daughter in ready to use packaging. While parents discuss the past, the girl rejects friendship offers on social network sites as boys only make them up. |
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Ratings: | IMDB: 0.0/10 | |
Released: | January 1, 2012 | |
Runtime: | 22 min | |
Genres: | Comedy Music Short | |
Cast: | Ellie Braverman Nicholas Rhodes Anastasia Zorin Meridith Szalay | |
Crew: | Ilya Zaslavskiy | |
NoelCoyotebleu : yeah. Not a good sign me thinks, don't trust him.