Josh Schwarz, an alien boy who has taken the form of a human being is a former Nazi sympathizer who must deal with the fact that nobody loves him - not even the aliens on his home planet. One day, Josh quits his at the abortion clinic to pursue happiness forever. He is told by the local blow job giving homeless fortune teller, Toothless Melmet, the only way he can find happiness is by blowing himself. He then sets on an adventure full of semen, yoga, and penis enlargement pills so he can be happy forever. The story takes a turn, however, when Josh learns his alien tribe, the Furry Wackamole people, are still looking for him as he is a convicted child molester, arsonist, and cannibal - all good traits on his home planet - and they would like him to lead their people. Josh does not want to be the leader, however, as he would prefer to seek eternal happiness through sucking his own penis. This results in a bloody war between dimensions resulting in the return of Adolf Hitler, Vlad the Impaler, and worst yet, Amelia Earhart. Will Josh be able to suck his own junk? Will the Furry Wackamole people find a new president? Can Amelia Earhart be stopped? All of these questions will be answered in the film.