Anna and John book into the Stratford-on-Avon hotel where they spent their honeymoon ten years earlier - separately, following Anna’s extra-marital fling but they had paid for the room anyway. They decide to give their marriage another go but then Anna sees young Luke, hung over best man from the previous night’s stage party, who mistakes her for a prostitute and whom she rings receptionist Sheila to get rid of. In the meantime two real escorts arrive and assume that porter Neil is their client, to Sheila’s annoyance. Confusion arises when a blindfold Anna has sex with Luke by mistake and Neil ejects John, believing him to be Luke. By the time Anna’s mother turns up there is much explaining to do.