Walter, a middle aged business man, has stolen a USB thumb drive from some very important people. Our story starts with him zipping into his office, ignoring his secretary. When he plugs the USB drive into the computer, and he sees what is actually on the drive, he gets extremely excited, and nervous. He decides to employ the help of his derelict nephew, Franklin, to help him leverage the extremely sensitive material for cash. The data could potentially set him up for life. His nephew is a 20 year old bastard with no morals and some less-than-reputable connections. Walter unwisely thinks Franklin can use these connections to help him, underestimating how unstable he is. He calls Franklin, and while on the phone, his short tempered, deceitful secretary, Laura, notices the light pulsing on her phone, and she listens in on their conversation. When she realizes what’s going on, she calls up her stoner boyfriend Eddie. Eddie is currently sitting on the couch, half naked, smoking a bong. He breathes out a giant cloud of smoke and begins coughing hysterically. His phone is ringing. He swallows down his coughing and gets real serious to answer the call. He feebly tries to act sweet. Laura tells him to come to the office and bring a gun, and doesn’t fail to demean him in the process. Eddie does as he’s told. He always lets her boss him around. He dresses up ridiculously for his gangster mission, getting excited to rob someone, even though he’s an extremely passive person normally.