Panic has struck again! This time in Texas. The Alamo has up and disappeared. Who is to blame? Many throughout the state and the rest of the nation are terrified that perhaps Mexican terrorists are to blame, but the FBI is stumped. The only clue left at the site where the Alamo once stood is a weird shiny, glittery goo. Annoyed with all the Texas pride hullabaloo and frightened by the racist reaction of their compatriots, Kat and Marissa (Mari) are headed to Vancouver to free themselves from the panic in Texas. While on the road, Kat and Mari pull over on the side of the highway to take a piss. Suddenly a car is upon them, coming towards them as they pee. Kat tries to hide, but it’s too late. The car is upon them. A freaky, gorgeous alien within the car takes a photo of the girls. All of a sudden Kat and Marissa disappear. All that is left of them and their car is a weird shiny, glittery goo. Jovo Fitzmichaels, P.I. sees all this go down. He has been tracking the aliens in the car and he is the only one who knows what happened to the Alamo and, now to the two girls who, just a moment before, had been pissing on the side of the road. He is the only one who can save them and the rest of the world. Will he find the courage to get back on the spaceship and save the abducted humans on board?