Bert is making love to the beautiful queen of the harem when a dashing sheik enters and draws his sword. The sheik tells him his technique is bad. Both step up to the fair one. Bert seizes her head, the sheik her feet. She proves to be a dummy. Each gives his section of the dummy to a big black slave, and Bert takes the throne, ordering a dancer to her stuff. Meanwhile, a fair lady is discovered on each of six columns. Each does her shaking which upsets Bert. The dancer arrives and after a number of mean shakings, kisses him. He dashes off his throne and bathes his head to keep from burning up. The dancer then does her stuff on a small platform which is held by two big black warriors. During this session he is smoking he (hookah) oriental pipe with the sheik. Both become wuzzy, and Bert orders the dancer to beat it. He ambles languidly off his throne, the sheik doing the same thing, and both fall lightly on the floor, finding themselves on the fender of a street car. They hook their feet to an auto and are dragged around until the machine backs to the edge of a cliff. They fall and have a small boy play a trick on them. A cop then chases Bert. Later he is knocked over by a machine driven by an heiress. She takes them home. Her father is a spooky inventor and they have side-splitting, hair-raising experiences.